Killing our Way to Safety

 

Let’s find a cause for a war

looking for weapons of mass destruction,

let’s not look in our own back yard

but invade - kill if we need to,

not because we are stronger than they

but because, they might become as strong as we,

strike before they do or might, kill lest they kill,

better them than us!

 

Let’s invite others to join us,

“if you’re not with us you’re against us.”

If we find no weapons of mass destruction

let’s implement plan B, to root out terrorism,

make the world safe for democracy

keep our country safe.

Homeland security means kill them before they can kill us

safety means death.

Better them dead than we living in fear!

 

Let’s find a reason to wage war

and look in our book,

let’s keep the world safe for democracy

for human rights, for the Christian west,

do unto others before they do unto us,

we have a just cause.

Let’s kill more of them than they of us,

kill them so that we do not need to fear death!

 

Let’s count the cost of body bags and coffins,

not of foreign lives and destruction,

killing them and counting collateral damage as necessary.

Let’s count the military costs, the devastation

our deaths, their deaths - soldiers’ deaths , civilian deaths,

lost prosperity, lost productivity, lost health, lost happiness,

blasting our way to homeland security.

We fear death, they must die!


Labour Day

 

My garden is in labour

to give birth

to a row of carrots.

My arm cradled with zucchini!

My tree labours

back bent,

to hold up for view my babies

red faced apples!

The maple labours to paint all

with a scarlet brush,

while the sun labours

to run its course

to early night-hood!

Labour, the day is almost yours

as I celebrate with you

the labours attained on my behalf,

while I labour

to remember my mother’s garden,

where Labour Day

meant harvesting the tubers!


Holiday Math

 

When I drive the Saskatchewan prairie

I look around and the sky is one huge dome

a sphere with the base lopped flat

though I know, the earth is not flat!

 

I see trapezoids and triangles and squares of colour variation,

I could calculate perimeter or area if I knew distance,

I see dark little Rorschach bushes whose areas I can’t figure,

I ask instead, is this green wheat or maybe beans,

this yellow canola or maybe mustard?

A vista of blue flax is as foreign as an ocean.

 

The ditch holds cylinders of baled hay

the fields huge circles of stored grain,

I could calculate volume of food

if I could only remember the formula for cylindrical volume!

 

Instead I can calculate bushels per acre

because I don’t need much formula,

unless the farmer has the grain in his bin

in which case I’ll need volume.

I don’t really know yield per acre,

unless I also figure in summer-fallow every third year,

As set by PFRA so many years ago!

 

The highway is one long isosceles triangle,

intersected carefully with a dotted line,

to its base which moves forever.

I calculate time needed between Regina and Saskatoon

dividing if distance is 256 Ks and speed limit is 110 KPH,

my car can do more especially on the divided highway!

 

Humans have added to the landscape,

rural grain elevators and hydro poles

erections, which rape the skyline

if only we could subtract the road signs that blight

the billboards, which obscure

And, the traffic lights that confuse!

 

The sky is filled with puffy little clouds,

which I could multiply exponentially

across a huge Saskatchewan sky, or dome

while a flat base stretches to infinity as horizon!


Political Correctness

 

Politicians are so distrusted, so reviled,

it is surprising when

anyone wants to be politically correct!

 

Political correctness would be whether

she/he/they keeps/keep his/her/their promises.

It would be honesty without doubletalk

not - we promise to balance the budget

then do megaprojects and new spending initiatives,

while cutting taxes!

 

Politically correct to say -

if we were God we’d create a better world

than He did!

With your money of course!

 

It would be fiscally responsible

not to have his/her/their hands in our pockets

like a spendthrift wife,

which would be politically incorrect

to use as an example,

even though such people may exist.

 

Only some,

Like a corrupt politician with his/her/their hands

in our pockets -

that, then - is politically correct!


February 14

 

Valentine, teach us to love

and if no holiday

in month so short

give us a holy night

and a whole week of chocolates

to celebrate!

 

Fidelity is wisdom

to say again I love you

till the old becomes new

and never is now

till no one turns someone!

 

Come Venus and Aphrodite

find Cupid

converge on hearts

red with sophistry

and innocent as the new-born.

Give us a holiday for St. Valentine

not statutory but statistical

in millions of wishes

profound as love!

 

Come, my love

on this holy day

catch again an arrow

to puncture a heart

till it bleeds

an affectionate vermillion

type O

a transfusion in progress!